…I totally can.
It’s one of those nights where I keep texting James asking what time he thinks he’ll get home and he keeps responding, “Late” as if that’s helpful in any way, but then my procrastinating self sees it as an opportunity to put off dinner, only my stomach is all “Aww, hell no!” and then this happens. Kettle corn massacre. Those little kernels never even saw it coming.
I originally took that first picture because I was going to instagram the shit out of it (fOoD PiX 4 evA!) and be, “Ohh remember how awesome kettle corn is??” Only now it’s proof that I can out-eat almost anybody… because if we’re being completely honest here, I’m still hungry.
Except, I guess popcorn isn’t all that filling, now that I think about it. I just don’t usually polish it off that quickly unless it’s cheese popcorn because obviously cheese popcorn is life.
So maybe this was pointless? But really, when has that ever stopped me?